Treatment: Thorough and devastating
Cost: From £40,000
At Proton we will respond to, and begin containment of, any suspected zombie infestation within 1 hour.
If you have a zombie infestation on your property you will know about it - drooling, limping, growling, blood covered humans wandering about are hard to miss. If however you are on a high street of any small British town on a Friday or Saturday night then you may be convinced you are witnessing an outbreak of zombie but are probably witnessing the favourite national pastime (apart from fishing that is).
The danger of zombie is hotly debated and may in fact vary tremendously depending which country and decade you are residing in. In the last 10 years the zombie has been reported to have become increasingly agressive and fast moving, whereas zombies in the 1970′s and 80′s were recorded to have been much slower moving which gave un-infected people a chance to run away or at least have a good swipe at them with a cricket bat.
The cause of the zombie-ism also divides expert opinion, again seeing the understanding of these creatures change dramatically over the last 50 years. The latest reports (see the recent documentary World War Z) are showing that it is more likely to be a virus that causes the distinct behaviour moderation we are so familiar with, and perhaps not some form of supernatural re-animation as was previously thought… Either way it is an increasing problem globally and one that most households are not equipped to deal with.
DIY tip: Zombies have no sense of humour and cannot be reasoned with!
The primary objective is to contain any individual zombies on the premises or property, then systematically eradicate them with standard munitions or cricket bats/sports related weapons depending which genre of zombie we are dealing with. With the faster moving varieties helicopter support and explosives are often required to ensure complete eradication.
PROTON ENVIRONMENTAL LTD. CANNOT ACCEPT ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR DAMAGE TO PERSONAL BELONGINGS, VEHICLES, BUILDINGS OR NON ZOMBIE INDIVIDUALS IN THE VICINITY OF THE TREATMENT.